Hey My Sexies!It's week 8 of the Music Success In Nine Weeks blogging contest held by Ariel Publicity Cyber PR!
How do we make a living in this business? Sell stuff. Sell a lot of stuff.
Yeah, it sounds simple, but finding the right items that your audience wants to buy is fucking difficult. I look to Gene Simmons as a master merch-mizer! He'll even tell you that if he can slap a KISS logo on it, he'll make it available to buy. Now we may not go as far as Gene, but our name lends itself to some great marketing.
Of course, we'll have our CDs (get "In Your Mouth" here), our Mama's Dirty Li'l T-Shirts (available Spring '10!), and - soon come - Mama's Dirty Li'l Condoms with our tag line "Rock Hard! Rock Sexy!" Yeah, that's hot...
What can we offer down the line? When the time is right...
"Mama's Dirty Li'l Secret Society" - The official fan club.
"Mama's Dirty Li'l Thong" - with our logo on the front. ;)
"Mama's Dirty Li'l Hot Tub Club" - This may be an annual summer event. Yup, summer.
"Mama's Dirty Li'l Body Painting Party" - Another annual event. Summer.
"Mama's Dirty Li'l Whores" - I think we'll dub our fans this name. Because, like us, they're not slutty, but they are a little whorish.
Rock Hard! Rock Sexy!
- The Deacon
Purchase "In Your Mouth"
CD Baby
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mamasdls
iTunes
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/in-your-mouth/id339466720
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Love it, love it, love it!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to those condoms! Can you imagine it? Pulling out "Mama's Dirty Li'l Secret" in the heat of passion? I'd carry them because, of course, I'm not slutty, just a li'l whorish!!! ;-)
Keep that funnel going!
Carla (Ariel's Cyber PR team)
Hey Carla!
ReplyDeleteYou will be one of the first to get some condoms when we get them in!
We feel an profound obligation to protect our Li'l Whores so you can keep it going for the rest of your life.
Rock Hard! Rock Sexy!
- The Deacon